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Accelerated Reader
IL: LG - BL: 1.5 - AR Pts: 1
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English
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Newbery Honoree Cece Bell follows her offbeat Chick and Brain: Smell My Foot with an even wackier story for beginning readers, sure to elicit eye-rolling squeals of delight.
Oh! Oh, oh, oh! Look what Brain found. Chick and Spot say it is an egg. Brain says it is an eyeball. Is it an egg or an eyeball? The inimitable Cece Bell is back with a second hilarious primer on good manners gone awry and arguments run amok. Perfectly pitched
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English
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It is the start of the first semester and after a hard day in a faculty meeting Miss Brooks has just retired to bed and dozed off when there is a knock at the door. It is the principle on a drive for more discipline, less horseplay, towing-of-the-line, and running of the school in an orderly manner.
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English
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When marijuana enthusiast Blue McKenna suffers an apocalyptic case of writer's block, reality TV seems like an easy way out. A conglomerate of kooky contestants invades the polygamist community of Navel, Utah, to compete in a reality show called Yikes! Participants include Steven Finch, a lovable stoner who develops a conspiracy theory involving a rock band called the Rectal Surgeons, and Randall Smoot, a member of the Gay Mafia.
When Marijuana And...
6) Grudge Match
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English
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There's going to be a grudge fight between Walter Denton and Stretch Snodgrass over the hand of fair Harriet Conklin. Walter and Stretch were the best of friends until one night when Walter found out that his best friend had been to the movies with his girlfriend Harriet Conklin.
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Miss Brooks becomes a taxidermist. Her first job is Mr. Conklin's prize bass! For many teachers June 17th marks the last day of regular school term and this also applies to our Miss Brooks who teaches English at Madison High School but unlike many other teachers however, she had volunteered for summer school duty.
8) Photo Mix Up
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English
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For many people Friday the 13th brings a feeling of pending misfortune. But our Miss Brooks, who teaches English at Madison High School, doesn't believe in such superstition.
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English
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Mrs. Davis uses $25 intended to be deposited in the school savings account to buy Miss Brooks a new dress. Miss Brooks, the English teacher at Madison High School, has been busy, but not busy enough for the warden. She ends up taking responsibility for the students money with disastrous consequences.
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English
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There's going to be a Wishing Well Dance at Madison High, and everyone wants a lock of Miss Brooks' hair. To most of us a school dance isn't the most exciting thing in the world but to our Miss Brooks, the one planned for last Friday night was a most welcome diversion.
11) Poetry Mix-Up
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English
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Who's been sending romantic poetry to Harriet Conklin? Our Miss Brooks manages to keep pretty busy teaching English at Madison High School but in spite of her preoccupation with her own subject she's managed to find quite a bit of time lately to pursue the study of biology.
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English
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For radio shock jock Nancy Neptune, life is just one big promotion. But when she's sent to work at a radio station near a polygamist compound in Utah, trouble comes in triplicate. In a land where one good wife deserves another, Nancy Neptune hooks up with a drag queen and a one-armed reporter to rescue a mentally challenged polygamist who is being abused by one of his nine mommies and neglected by the other eight.
Find out what happens when radio...
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English
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Lulu is a llamacorn, which means she's half llama, half unicorn, and 100% glamorous magic. She's also 100% sure that she's the most glamorous creature in all of Magic of Meadows...until she spots a mermaid with a shiny, sparkly, shimmery tail. Lulu decides she must have one of those in order to protect her title as most glamorous. With some help from her best friend, Karen the Flower Fairy, Lulu learns what it truly takes to make her glamour wishes...
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English
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Miss Brooks babysits, which gives everyone the idea that she's sharing a love nest with Mr. Boynton! Although our Miss Brooks teaches English at Madison High School, her problems like those of any other teacher aren't always confined to purely scholastics ones. There's Mr. Philip Boynton for instance, the biology teacher for whom Miss Brooks is extremely fond. "And who in return lavishes his affection on his frogs and guinea pigs.
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English
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What happens when assisted suicide and cosmetics collide? Nadine, a polygamist and serial bride, is about to find out. Nadine should have stuck to peddling cosmetics. Instead, her so-called "Celestial Send-offs" has everyone in the quirky community of Navel, Utah, gobsmacked. Things go to hell in a hand basket when Nadine offs the wrong guy and is charged with assisted suicide.
Using witty narratives, a cast of nine characters transport listeners...
17) Our Miss Brooks
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English
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Featuring a witty professional woman as the central character of this old-time radio show, Our Miss Brooks was a groundbreaking concept. Audiences could (and continue to) relate to Connie Brooks as a clever, sarcastic, kindhearted teacher. A year before the radio series ended, it had a television, stage play, and film adaptations of the same title.
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Blue McKenna is dead – it isn't pretty. Her innards are strewn all over the bridge in front of Juniper Hollow, but she still can't make it to the white light. Blue's spirit is trapped in a nightmare scenario involving the Department of Motor Vehicles. Evidently, the DMV is as terrible in death as it is in life. Too bad the only one who can rescue Blue is a snarky cat named Skitters. And he hates her guts. All of them.
Scottie Sphincter, lead...