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Writing is hard : a preface ; Instructions for how to use this book

Part one. Say : whatever you want. How I fell in love with improv : Boston ; Plain girl vs. the demon ; Laughing to crying to laughing ; The day I was born ; Sorry, sorry, sorry ; My books on divorce ; Talk to yourself like you're ninety

Part two. Do : whatever you like. How I fell in love with improv: Chicago ; The Russians are coming ; Humping Justin Timberlake ; Every mother needs a wife ; My world-famous sex advice ; Gimme that pudding ; Bad sleeper

Part three. Be : whoever you are. How I fell in love with improv : New York ; Parents just do understand ; Don't forget to tip your waitresses ; Treat your career like a bad boyfriend ; Partner in crime ; I'm so proud of you ; Let's build a park ; Things they don't tell you about the biz ; Time travel ; Obligatory drug stories, or, Lessons I learned on mushrooms ; My boys

The robots will kill us all : a conclusion.

Writing is hard: a preface

Instructions for how to use this book

Part I. Say: whatever you want : How I fell in love with improv: Boston

Plain girl vs. the demon

Laughing to crying to laughing

The day I was born

Sorry, sorry, sorry

My books on divorce

Talk to yourself like you're ninety

Part II. Do: whatever you like : How I fell in love with improv: Chicago

The Russians are coming

Humping Justin Timberlake

Every mother needs a wife

My world-famous sex advice

Gimme that pudding

Bad sleeper

Part III. Be: whoever you are : How I fell in love with improv: New York

Parents just do understand

Don't forget to tip your waitresses

Treat your career like a bad boyfriend

Partner in crime

I'm so proud of you

Let's build a park

Things they don't tell you about the biz

Time travel

Obligatory drug stories, or, Lessons I learned on mushrooms

My boys

The robots will kill us all: a conclusion.