It's a girl (and you can't name her Megatron) --
Pink hangover (and how to dress your daughter) --
Your social life (R.I.P.) --
Disney is going to ruin your life (commence operation princess overload) --
Dora years (come on, vamanos!) --
Learn to like tea (and other baby doll-related activities) --
Extra innings: when bedtimes go awry (and you thought getting your wife into bed was difficult) --
Questions you never expected your daughter to ask (and how to answer them) --
She's sick, drop everything! (and invest in a DVR) --
Diaper-to-bathroom breakdown (this chapter stinks) --
How to get her to choose sports over ballet (the playbook) --
How to deal with her first crush (this is no time for jokes) --
Future bankruptcy (how to start saving for that wedding) --
Why having daughters is really the best (Daddy's girl) --
Surviving fatherhood emergencies (do not open this chapter unless it's an emergency) --
Appendix. At this age: what girls are learning.