Dave Barry's Complete guide to guys: a fairly short book

Introduction: Men vs. men

Are you a guy?

The role of guys in history

The biological nature of guys

The social development of guys

Tips for women

Guy problems

Special medical concerns of the guy, or : "It's just a sprain"

Guys and violence

The domestic side of guys (with a side discussion on orgasms)

Guys in action

Conclusion: The aging guy : settling down and hurling Buicks -plus- Future guys of tomorrow : is their hope for humanity? (No.).