Bruce Coville's book of aliens: tales to warp your mind

I, earthling / Bruce Coville

Brian and the aliens / Will Shetterly

Judgment day / Jack C. Haldeman II

The buddy system / Nina Kiriki Hoffman

To serve man / Damon Knight

How I maybe served the world last Tuesday before breakfast / Lawrence Watt-Evans

Pirates / Mark A. Garland

The secret weapon of last resort / Claudia Bishop

Just like you / Bruce Coville

Zero hour / Ray Bradbury

Curing the bozos / Sherwood Smith.