Weird: because normal isn't working

Introduction: Why I love being weird

Pt. 1: Time. Killing time ; No time like the present ; The rest is up to you

pt. 2: Money. Rich relatives ; The best money can't buy ; A generous eye

pt. 3: Relationships. Love is

weird ; Aiming at the wrong target ; If you please

pt. 4: Sex. An affair to remember ; Sex cymbals ; A different kind of education

pt. 5: Values. Get my drift ; A weird blessing ; Just one thing

Conclusion: Weirder than normal.