"A hilariously brilliant compilation of all things related to band-nerd utopia will have you at cello!"-- In this collection of quotes, anecdotes, and inside jokes, Corchin has deftly captured all the laughs and antics of band nerds! Whether you've been in band or know someone who was, you'll find someone you recognize in this book.

EARLY LEARNING / EARLY LEARNING CONCEPTS. What is a farmer to do when his animals cause a racket? Why, start a band of course! Bet you never knew this farmer was also a band leader!.