After being sold at the family's yard sale, Walter is put to use blowing up balloons for a clown who is bent on robbing banks, but he escapes and becomes a hero.

Pinky Dinky Doo tells her little brother a story about a girl who passes gas in front of her classmates, but instead of revenge for the teasing, she invokes the Golden Rule.

Santa's lead reindeer has a major attack of flatulence on Christmas Eve.

Because his farts create unpleasantness for everyone on a cruise ship, Walter the dog continues the journey in a lifeboat, but when the ship's computer crashes, causing the liner to drift, Walter again proves himself a hero.

Although Mary Jane Lemon loves her cat Marty, others are offended by the sounds and smells that come from his rear until Ms. Chen, a voice tutor, discovers that Marty's "audio output" is quite remarkable.

A little girl discovers that even good Canadian families have farts, something the police cannot cure, but the smell of a rose can.

Fart is excited! He's desperate to make friends and have fun. But no one likes a fart. Not even a fart with a heart. Too smelly. Too embarrassing. Too gross. ZoU has written lots of grown-up books, none of which mention a single fart. She is the mother of two little people and a cat with a permanently cranky face. She wants it known that despite writing this book, she still doesn't like farts, even if her husband Tooty McFluffson refuses to acknowledge...

"Chris Taylor and his friends are sent on an unexpected school field trip to a remote tropical island only to find their new monstrous friends waiting for them. Once again, they need the boys' help: a new evil is on the rise, and it's a frightening sea monster made entirely out of dead skin"--