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Justo cuando el Agente Secreto Disco Dancer pensaba que la noche no podía ser más loca, las papas fritas de un cliente cobran vida.
"Mi nombre es Goldo", dice el optimista envase de papas fritas doradas, "y me estaba preguntando si podrías engancharme con una de tus hamburguesas."
"Oh, ¿te refieres a hacer un pedido?" El Agente Secreto Disco Dancer busca una lapicera en su delantal.
"No, me refiero a una cita." Goldo no puede apartar los ojos...
2) Grand Slam
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Includes every story in the My Crazy Pet Frog and Secret Agent Disco Dancer series, ever.
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1. Green Eggs and a Side of Earnest Bacon
2. Double Agent Orangegrove
3. Was It The Lobster Bisque?
4. The Last Ding Dong on Earth
5. Did Somebody Say Pizza?
6. Frosted Flake
7. Was It The Tira Misu?
8. Burger Blues
9. Burger Blues Side Story
10. You Don't Know Jack
11. Soccer Star
12. I Gave My Pizza A Spanking
13. Santa's Super Helpers
14. The Nightmare...
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One autumn day, Miranda Frillyfoam hops onto a bus headed for her new school, Bay Lake Elementary. Right off the bat, the children call her a monster and run away screaming. At least she's not alone, and when a new substitute teacher shows up on her first day of class, things really get crazy.
Approximately 6,700 words, 14 images and Spartan frog mayhem.
WARNING: Don't allow crazy substitute frog teachers in your school!
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Benjamin Bundt has a frog in his house and pizza in the oven one Christmas Eve, and it can mean only one thing. Unfortunately, the monster pizza that springs forth is too big for a proper spanking, and then there's the matter of the flying penguins in the living room...Approximately 7,000 words. Descriptions of my other popular children's books are included after the main feature (an additional 5 pages).WARNING:Do not attempt to throw this e-book...
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¡Santo cielo! ¡Esa rana está loca de verdad!
Esta vez afirma ser un agente secreto y que hay un espía en su pizza.
¿Volverá el mundo a ser como antes?
Aproximadamente 4000 palabras, 10 imágenes y 1 gran tunda.
Se incluyen descripciones de mis otros populares libros para niños después del texto principal (5 páginas adicionales).
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Quizás te estés preguntando cómo cierta rana llegó a ser conocida como el Agente Secreto Disco Dancer. Bueno, un cerdo susceptible está aquí para contártelo; un tal Ernesto T. Panceta que siempre trae más problemas que beneficios.
¿Sobrevivirá Fred la Rana al ensayo clínico del loco chuleta de cerdo? ¿O le está reservado algo más
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Un buen día, te encuentras con la rana de tus sueños. Voz suave y siempre cortés, nunca habías conocido una criatura tan encantadora. ¡Pero vaya con cuidado, porque esta rana tiene un gran secreto para compartir!
Aproximadamente 40 páginas en total. Originalmente, este libro ilustrado fue pensado para niños de 3 a 6, pero a medida que lo escribía, me di cuenta de que realmente inplicaba a todos los niños y sus padres. (Leanlo juntos. Reiran...
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Being a criminal super genius isn't all it's cracked up to be. Just ask Frogwart Fisk, arch nemesis of one Secret Agent Disco Dancer, spy extraordinaire.
On a pleasant day in Monaco, at a French cafe on the newly constructed riverwalk, the delightfully charming (though maniacal) Fisk finds a nasty surprise in his soup.
Is Black Eagle really out to get him or has the brilliant frog gone mad?
Approximately 7,500 words, 10 images and 2 very crazy...
9) Taco Tuesday
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DEVLIN BLUM always knew he was going to hell, just not taco hell.
But how can this be?
He's college educated; a man of many talents.
A few, short months ago he was on top of the world. And now? Reduced to begging for a job to sling together Spicy Tostadas and Mexican pizzas. Ay, caramba!
At least management seems all right. That is, until he crosses paths with a certain frog with a legendary appetite.
"Oh, take me away, Mexican master, Taco the...
10) Froggie Chérie
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Un beau jour, tu rencontres la grenouille de tes rêves. D'expression douce et toujours courtoise, tu n'as jamais rencontré une créature aussi charmante. Mais avance prudemment, car cette grenouille a un secret à partager !
Environ 40 pages en tout. À l'origine, ce livre d'images était destiné à des enfants de 3 à 6 ans, mais en l'écrivant, j'ai réalisé qu'il était en fait destiné à des enfants de tout âge ET à leurs parents. (Lisez-le...
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It's Fredrico Frillyfoam's first day on the job, and elements within the mysterious Black Eagle organization want to make sure that he doesn't see the end of it.
Of course, this is Secret Agent Disco Dancer we're talking about here-expert at everything, including avoiding danger that crops up around every corner.
When the newbie agent notices a Navel orange slip away from the compound, he's more than a bit curious where the trail might lead....
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Ser un súper genio criminal no es tan genial como parece. Sólo pregúntale a Verruga Fisk, la archinémesis del extraordinario espía Agente Secreto Disco Dancer.
En un placentero día en Mónaco, en un café francés sobre el nuevo camino construido junto al río, el deliciosamente encantador (aunque maníaco) Fisk encuentra una sucia sorpresa en su sopa.
¿Está realmente tras él el Águila Negra o se ha vuelto loca la brillante rana?
Aproximadamente...
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GEORGE PECK is a simple man, the owner-operator of the hot new fast food chain, Texas Chicken Stand. While the latest outbreak tests his business, a certain frog with a legendary appetite tests his sanity."What's up, dude?" Secret Agent Disco Dancer looks at the menu. "I could really go for some fried chicken." He rubs his big belly."How many pieces? Eight? Or perhaps twelve?" George's scratchy voice comes over the drive thru intercom."I was thinking...
14) Soccer Star
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Cripes! Secret Agent Disco Dancer is at it again, and despite being absolutely crazy-he has a Masters degree in such things-this time he thinks he's a soccer superstar.
Be wary, soccer superpowers! This frog agent will stop at nothing to serve his country in a decisive World Cup qualifier, while also showing off his mad skills.
WARNING! Lots of jokes abound in this slim, silly story. Do not drink milk while reading unless you like it coming out...
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Lobster Bisque, anyone? How about a nice, big piece of Tira Misu? Filled with pepperoni, of course… And did somebody say pizza?
Buckle up, buster, because this disco dancing frog is no joke, and evil doesn't stand a chance against the super spy stomach of the swamp. (Unless his tummy starts rumbling or the world runs out of Ding Dongs…)
Enjoy the first eight episodes from the ongoing serial novel Secret Agent Disco Dancer, including the following...
16) Froggy Dearest
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One fine day, you come across the frog of your dreams. Soft spoken and ever courteous, you've never met a creature quite so charming. But tread carefully, for this frog has quite a secret to share!
Approximately 40 pages in all. Originally this picture book was intended for children 3 to 6, but as I wrote it, I realized that it's really meant for all children AND their parents. (Read it together. You'll get a big laugh at the end!)
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Es el primer día de trabajo de la Rana Fred, y elementos de la misteriosa organización Águila Negra quieren asegurarse de que no llegue al final.
Por supuesto, estamos hablando del Agente Secreto Disco Dancer: experto en todo, incluyendo evitar el peligro que acecha a la vuelta de cada esquina.
Cuando el agente novato advierte que una naranja de ombligo se escapa del complejo, siente mucha curiosidad sobre adónde acabará el camino. ¿Podría...
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¡Jesús! El Agente Secreto Disco Dancer ha vuelto a las andadas, y a pesar de estar absolutamente loco (tiene un doctorado en esas cosas), esta vez cree ser una superestrella de fútbol.
¡Cuidado, superpotencias del fútbol! Este agente rana no se detendrá ante nada para servir a su país en la decisiva clasificatoria para la Copa del Mundo, a la vez que muestra sus tremendas habilidades.
¡ATENCIÓN! En esta breve y tonta historia abundan los...
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