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Lexile measure
460L
Language
English
Description
Contains humorous riddles about animals, categorized by animal type. These jokes are doggone funny--and we're not kitten around! From "Watch the Birdies" to "The Reptile File," all these wildly amusing gags center on our favorite pets. What kind of pet pooch does Dracula have? A bloodhound. How about this notice: Domestic cat needed to do light mousework. What do you get if you cross a bird with a snake? A feather boa. It's a hoot, and illustrated...
Author
Pub. Date
2002.
Language
English
Description
If you like to laugh about scary things, dare all your favorite monsters to try this one. Here come Dracula, Frankenstein, King Kong, plus robots, werewolves, and mad scientists. Samples: What's the tallest building in Transylvania? (The Vampire State Building.) Where do you gas up a monster truck? (A villain station.) What would you get if you crossed a monster with a grand piano? (A Frankensteinway.) What does King Kong wear when he barbecues ribs?...
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