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Author
Lexile measure
840L
Language
English
Formats
Description
Who is Ted L. Nancy? He's a concerned hotel guest searching for a lost tooth... He's a superstitious Vegas high-roller who wants to gamble at a casino in his lucky shrimp outfit... He's the genius inventor of "Six Day Underwear"...He's a demanding dramatist seeking an audience for his play about his 26-year-old dog, Cinnamon...He's the proud owner of Charles, a 36-year-old cat who owes his longevity to a pet food company... He's a loyal fan...
Author
Pub. Date
[2010]
Language
English
Description
"He's back: the curse of customer-service departments everywhere--Ted L. Nancy, the letter writer extraordinaire whose imbecillic queries have a way of eliciting equally idiotic answers from some of the world's biggest companies and dignitaries."--P. [4] of cover.
Author
Pub. Date
[2013]
Lexile measure
700L
Language
English
Description
A collection of letters purportedly written by the author's ancestors, from Adam and Eve's crotchety neighbor Larry complaining about their apple crunching through a letter from Funyun T. Nancy II to the Metropolitan Museum of Art alleging that his giraffe looks like Leonardo Da Vinci.
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