Are you ready for the best of the best (well, in this case, the worst of the worst)? Join host Joel Hodgson and his robot pals in two of the finest feature-length episodes of this hilarious, award-winning series.

Mamie Van Doren stars as a juvenile delinquent trying to survive in the eponymous nun-run reform school after she is wrongly accused of murder.

Mike, Tom, and Crow trash an Italian swords and sandals film.

Four features from the 1993 television series, America's only show that makes fun of really bad B movies from the comfort of a spaceship floating above earth.

Four features from the television series which ran from 1988-1999 in which a man and two robots are forced to watch really bad movies.

Something something something dark side: The Griffin's reprise their roles as the saga Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back. Darth Vader (Stewie) is hunting the rebel Luke Skywalker (Chris) and his troops relentlessly across the galaxy. On the ice planet Hoth, Luke has a vision of his late mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi (Herbert), telling him to go to the Dagobah system to learn the ways of the Force under Jedi Master Yoda (Carl). Meanwhile Princess Leia (Lois)...

Joel, Mike, and their robot friends poke some fun at B-movies. The giant gila monster: A giant lizard terrorizes a rural Texas community with a heroic teenager attempting to destroy the creature. Swamp diamonds: An undercover policewoman helps three female convicts escape from prison so that they can lead her to a stash of stolen diamonds hidden in a swamp. Teen-age strangler: A troubled teen with an undeserved criminal past is the suspect when young...

The guys poke fun at a film about a teen turning to a life of crime.

From the second season of Mystery Science Theater 3000, Joel and his robot friends add their comments to the film First spacship on Venus. In the film itself, an elite tem of scientists launches a mission to Venus to uncover the truth behind a cryptic alien message found in the Gobi Desert. From the seventh season of Mystery Science Theater 3000, Mike and his robot friends add their comments to the film Laserblast. In the film itself, a teenager...

Ring of terror: A medical student must confront his worst fear when he is hazed by a fraternity. Industructible man: A brutal convict seeks revenge on those who wronged him after his executed body is reanimated during a failed scientific experiment. Tormented: A soon-to-be married pianist is haunted by his jealous mistress after he fails to save her from falling to her death. Horrors of Spider Island: Stranded on a mysterious island, seven chorus...