A guide to surviving an attack by hordes of the predatory undead explains zombie physiology and behavior, the most effective weaponry and defense strategies, how to outfit one's home for a long siege, and how to survive in any terrain.

"When being chased by ten little zombies (no matter how cute they are), your only option is to systematically destroy them one by one, or else become zombie number eleven. In this love story wrapped in a tale of zombie mayhem, a resourceful couple flees from and picks off their undead pursuers with fast-paced ingenuity and an entertaining range of zombie-thwarting tools. As the zombies shuffle and stumble their way toward a variety of gruesome ends,...

"A stunningly illustrated and hilarious A-to-Z guide that bears witness to the zombie horde as it slowly overruns us."--Back cover.

Zombies have plagued humanity's nightmares for centuries, but fortunately, the scientific community has created this detailed and completely serious guide to the undead. Only Zombies of the World tackles this issue and many more, so you might want to read up before a zombie tackles you! Zombies menace humanity, yet we barely understand them. There are books that show you how to kill the undead, but this is the first field guide to explain the importance...

The snow is falling, the holidays are approaching and…It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Zombies! This delightfully depraved book of classic Zombie Christmas carols by Michael P. Spradlin is guaranteed to spread Yuletide cheer to all those good boys and ghouls who devoured the monster New York Times bestsellers Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and World War Z, as well as fans of 28 Days Later and Shaun of the Dead. With an introduction by the inimitable...

Zombies hate clowns. They also hate hippies, not to mention zip lines, penguins, moon penguins, nudists, weddings, sharing, and kittens. They really hate unicorns, strangely don't mind Canadians, and love YOU. Each of Greg Stones's ghoulishly colorful paintings reveal funny and unexpected scenes of zombie disgruntlement, cataloging the stuff that really riles up the walking dead (astronauts, rain, bagpipes, re-gifting, and more) with wit, humor, and,...

In this parody of the children's classic, a very hungry zombie eats his way through a variety of his favorite foods, including clowns, astronauts, rock stars, fingers, and brains.

"When the time comes for zombies to lurch across the global landscape, vehicles will need to be as prepared for danger as those operating them. A motorcycle's speed or a car's shelter might seem like enough, but these standard vehicles are simply not equipped to deal with the vast dangers of a world overrun by zombies. Readers will learn how to use obvious and unlikely materials alike to realize the potential of any means of transport they could need,...

Once a zombie apocalypse survivor is equipped with an inventory of supplies, weapons, mechanical skills, and combat techniques, the only thing left is to actually hit the road. This insightful guide provides advice for dealing with not only the zombie threat when one is traveling, but also how to manage resources, navigate tricky terrain, and prepare for moving in groups or with pets. Extreme routes are covered too, with advice on what to do when...