A massive collection of laugh-out-loud jokes-arranged A-to-Z by subject! •Did you hear about the flasher who was thinking of retiring? He finally decided to stick it out for one more year! •A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw." •Where do you get virgin wool from? An ugly sheep! •What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? "Oh look! Donut seeds!" •The...

Why did the monster cross the road? To BITE someone on the other side! Turn scary to silly with this laugh-out-loud joke book.

"Doctor, doctor! If you want to know what you should do if you accidently swallow a harmonica, this is the book for you! Kids will have fun reading and repeating these physician-related funnies" --

Why did the music teacher need a ladder? To reach the high notes! Young comedians will build vocabulary and learn fun homophone word play sharing School Jokes with family and friends. Aligned to Common Core Standards and correlated to state standards.

When someone rigs a cage full of skunks in the choir loft of the New Life Baptist Church, Meg Langslow must stop holiday pranksters from destroying the annual pre-Christmas concert, but when murder enters the picture, Meg must save Christmas from a vengeful killer.

"Want to know what kind of sounds a space turkey makes? Ever wonder what games monster children play? You'll find the answers to these silly questions in this book. From Valentines Day through Christmas, you can keep your family and friends ho-ho-ho-ing throughout the holidays with these great jokes" --

This outrageous book features hundreds of hilarious knock-knock jokes for kids, along with hundreds of clever illustrations.

Kids love to tell jokes, and with The Everything Kids' Joke Book, they'll never be at a loss for a good one. They'll learn:

The world's seven best limericks

Monster jokes

Nickname games

Cowboy jokes

Light bulb jokes

Knock-knock jokes

And hundreds more And if they ever stop laughing, they can take a humor quiz to see how strong their funny bone really is! Not only does The Everything Kids' Joke Book provide

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No one loves a knock knock joke more than emerging readers. The entertaining jokes in this vivacious volume will have young comedians doubled over in laughter. While they spread their love for these jokes, they'll be practicing reading fluency and reinforcing their comprehension of new vocabulary. Colorful cartoon characters further motivate developing readers, while the accessible text will instill an enduring love of books and comedy.

Publisher Annotation: A laugh-a-minute joke book for kids 5 to 10, including anyone looking for a boredom buster when home from school. Kids are sure to love this bouquet of Valentine's Day-themed jokes, puns, and zingers that are perfect for the whole family. Perfect for young comedians, class clowns, and jokesters of all ages! Laugh-out-loud jokes for kids series, 144pp.